Sting: we got your sos you can stop sending it out now
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What if you could have an incredible super power but in order to have it, you had to trade something and become vulnerable in some other way. For example, what if you wanted x-Ray vision, but in order to user the power you had to be naked all the time.
*navigates the redbox menus in Spanish*
*adds bi-lingual to resume* Bob: "look at all the lights, that's beautiful" Manda: "... Um, that's the bus stop" True story: a Disney cast member just spent 20 minutes trying to sell us on going to Universal Studios. "Money is just not that important" is something that is only said by people who have money.
Someone in the back of the car: "can you turn on the air? it's hot back here!" 45 seconds later... Jonah: "can you turn off the air? It's freezing back here" 
But seriously McDonalds, why can't I order a realistic size of water?! You punish those that choose not to consume sugar??
Noah: can I have a muffin?
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May 2016
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