I pretty sure that one day my refrigerator is going to get back at me one day by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leaving...

Doctor 1: what's that place in Atlanta

Doctor 2: The CDC.

1: no. That place that does all the cancer research.

2: The CDC.

1: no it's the center disease something or other.

2: Yes. The CDC. The Center for Disease Control.

1: yeah, ok. Whatever.

NOAH (3YO): Mommy called me a turd monkey last night
MANDA: yeah. That sounds legit. He is a turd monkey.
NOAH: no I'm not! I'm a man!