You're totally free to believe anything you want to believe, as long as it's exactly what I believe.
Science will fly you to the Moon
Religion will fly you into Skyscrapers
Twitter, where you lie to strangers & make your life sound shittier.
Facebook, where you lie to friends & make your life sound better.
Been trying to unlock my iPhone for 2 hours...
I'm pretty sure "alohamora" is the right spell....
(Regarding learning Spanish)
Angel: I don't wanna waste time teaching my kids a foreign language.
Manda: This is a bilingual state...
Marissa: Angel, you have Mexican kids!
There are two kinds of people in Taos.
Those who don't know how to work the roundabouts.
The One. The Only. The Legandary. Big Tray Jay.