Science will fly you to the Moon



Religion will fly you into Skyscrapers

Twitter, where you lie to strangers & make your life sound shittier.

Facebook, where you lie to friends & make your life sound better.

Been trying to unlock my iPhone for 2 hours...

I'm pretty sure "alohamora" is the right spell....

(Regarding learning Spanish)

Angel: I don't wanna waste time teaching my kids a foreign language.

Manda: This is a bilingual state...

Marissa: Angel, you have Mexican kids!

There are two kinds of people in Taos.

Those who don't know how to work the roundabouts.

And me.