Sarcasm

There really should be sarcasm font… i’m mean think about it, sarcasm is a vocal inflection that is just not able to be conveyed in text alone… If i were to say “i really loved that movie” you have no idea by reading that if I am being literal of if i put extra emphasis on certain syllables stressing the point that i really didn’t care for that movie at all. In the age of the internet and in recognition of all of us smart-asses that love sarcasm, i propose that someone invent a universal sarcasm font, easily recognizable by everyone …  who ever does invent this, i only ask for 20% of all proceeds… seriously, i’m not being sarcastic… dammit